A little grass in my pocket
And a smoke tucked under my sleeve
Going down to the train station
I'm getting ready to leave
I said a toke
Mmmmm, baby please

I said don't bite, don't cry
Don't fight about it
Don't hurt, don't scratch
Don't scream about it
Just love me, then leave me,
And we'll figure it out somehow

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take one down and I pass it around
And now there's 98 left for me
I said a sip
Mmmmm, baby please

I said my buddy don't bogart that smoke my friend
Pass it over to me
I said my buddy don't waste that toke
Just pass it on please
I said goodbye
Mmmmm, baby please